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? asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 month ago

If a police officer stops your car, holds out his hand and says "Papers?", Should you reply "Scissors!" and drive off?

Update:

@ Mrs H - How many "Key Fobs" with policeman's fingers do you have?

@ Adullah - that game rocks!

@ UB - And his eyes will light up!

@ Vega - He might tell you to plss off!

@ Polly - You smooth talker!

@ HH - Because I'm wearing his hat

Update 2:

@ LB - It was hard to think of an answer!

@ FF - In a certain way...

@ Pronk - Now that looks like a hot car!

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  • Mrs H
    Lv 7
    1 month ago
    Favourite answer

    I could but saying they're in the trunk,  handing him fake keys and tramping the gas would be more me. Beats going with him and shoving him into the trunk...maybe 

  • 1 month ago

    My "ROCK"s for BRAINS never THOUGHT of that!!!.......😂😂😂😂

    Source(s): This made me LAUGH!!!.......😂😂😂😂
  • 1 month ago

    No, you have to do the gesture too.

  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    He got all fired up,when I started 

    my engine & sed,

    ”Fire beats paper”,,& drove off..

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  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    No. "Zieg Heil !" then hit it....

      Because any Cop that does this Nazi crap to a 64 YO White guy, even on my loud Harley, is a Fascist . Much less if I'm with my Wife in our conservative looking sedan. Profiling. The streets are Public, we do Not need a "reason" to be out even at 4 AM.

  • 1 month ago

    In case the police play that game with you.

  • 1 month ago

    I usually just tell them that I'm already house broken but thanks 

  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    My usual response is "When you say papers do you mean sandpapers?

    Because you look like you want to rough me up a bit"

  • 1 month ago

    Sounds like a Carol post.

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