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Do you have any good limericks?
- Favourite answer
There was a young man from Nantucket,
whose dong was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a c*nt.. I wouldnt hear very well!" :D
- Anonymous1 month ago
Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bear
I've often seen her little lamb
But I've never seen her bare.
- JoeLv 61 month ago
There once was a man named Lou
Who opened the window and flew
He flew all around then into the ground
and that was the end of Lou
- JackolanternLv 71 month ago
There was a man from Chicago
who wanted to see a buzz saw go.
He put his face,
too close to the place
and the doctor asked "Where did your jaw go?"👀
Oh Gordon, the sailor
you dirty little nipper.
lined your asss
with broken glass
and circumcized the skipper!😁
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- Weasel McWeaselLv 71 month ago
There once was a girl from Cape Cod,
Who dreamed she'd been buggered by God.
When she rolled over, it wasn't Jehovah.
It was Roger the Dodger, the dirty old codger,
The b*stard, the bugger, the sod.
- 1 month ago
There once was a loner named Stoner.
Nah I better stop while I still have an account.
Yahoo wouldn't let me say bone-r
There was a young man from Peru who spent the night in a canoe.
As he looked up at Venus, he played with his..
rubiks cube. And you thought I was gonna say penis, didn't you?!
- martinLv 61 month ago
The village magician, he was there doing his usual role, he put his head between his legs and vanished up his hole
- Holo HoloLv 71 month ago
There's once was a man named Skinner, who asked a fine lady out to dinner, they dined around 9 it was in her by 10, but that was dinner. Skinner was in her before dinner.
- geezerLv 71 month ago
There was an old lady from Ryde
Who ate a green apple, and died
The apple fermented
Inside the lamanted
Making cider inside her inside
There was a young lady from Brude
Who went for a swim in the lake
When a man in a punt
Stuck his pole in her ear
And said 'You can't swim here, it's private'