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Do you have any good limericks?

13 Answers

  • 1 month ago
    Favourite answer

          There was a young man from Nantucket,

          whose dong was so long he could suck it.

          He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin,

          "If my ear was a c*nt..  I wouldnt hear very well!"   :D

  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    Mary had a little lamb

    She also had a bear

    I've often seen her little lamb

    But I've never seen her bare.

  • Joe
    Lv 6
    1 month ago

    There once was a man named Lou

    Who opened the window and flew

    He flew all around then into the ground

    and that was the end of Lou

  • 1 month ago

    There was a man from Chicago

    who wanted to see a buzz saw go.

    He put his face,

    too close to the place

    and the doctor asked "Where did your jaw go?"👀

    Oh Gordon, the sailor

    you dirty little nipper. 

    lined your asss

    with broken glass

    and circumcized the skipper!😁

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  • 1 month ago

    There once was a girl from Cape Cod,

    Who dreamed she'd been buggered by God.

    When she rolled over, it wasn't Jehovah.

    It was Roger the Dodger, the dirty old codger,

    The b*stard, the bugger, the sod.

  • 1 month ago

    There once was a loner named Stoner.


    Nah I better stop while I still have an account.

    Yahoo wouldn't let me say bone-r

  • 1 month ago

              There was a young man from Peru    who spent the night in a canoe.

              As he looked up at Venus, he played with his..

              rubiks cube. And you thought I was gonna say penis, didn't you?!

             Naughty naughty!


  • martin
    Lv 6
    1 month ago

    The village magician, he was there doing his usual role, he put his head between his legs and vanished up his hole 

  • 1 month ago

    There's once was a man named Skinner, who asked a fine lady out to dinner, they dined around 9 it was in her by 10,  but that was dinner. Skinner was in her before dinner.

  • geezer
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    There was an old lady from Ryde

    Who ate a green apple, and died

    The apple fermented

    Inside the lamanted

    Making cider inside her inside

    There was a young lady from Brude

    Who went for a swim in the lake

    When a man in a punt

    Stuck his pole in her ear

    And said 'You can't swim here, it's private'

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