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Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 month ago

I'm a man who lives alone. I wake up at 7am each morning, but there's something else in the house that always gets up before me. What is it?

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  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    1 month ago
    Favourite answer

    The c0ck.                 .

  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    Your alarm clock. 

  • 1 month ago

    My shadow?🤨       

  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    In MY house...... It's USUALLY a LITTLE mouse.......😂😂😂😂

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  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    The sun.     

  • 1 month ago

    Your lizard.   

  • martin
    Lv 6
    1 month ago

    Your morning wood.

  • Regwah
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    Your right hand.

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