Would you kill for a Nobel Peace Prize?

Question

Update:

@ Polly - But you had to go to Australia to collect it

@ FT - Where will you start?

@ CT - There would have to be a cut-off point

@ Pronk - Is he doing an impression of a tea pot?

@ BK - That would be a blast!

@ APb - I would be sur prized

Update 2:

@ Candy - I think you are on thee right track

@ F - Every body counts

@ Adullah - That would be nice

@ Jack - Would he use his dlck to phone?

@ Barky - I knew you were a free wheeler

@ LB - Peace, Brother

@ Elizabeth - That's a lot of tips to the toilet!

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Update 3:

@ OB - Are you a big HIT with thee ladies?

@ Diggy - Very noble of you

Answer 1

Favourite answer

My bike won the no bell prize.

I suppose I could kill for it, since I have no brakes either.

Answer 2

I don't think I could kill anyone.  I might use a starter pistol but people might think it was race related.

Answer 3

Why not? Wouldn’t be the first one.

I meant , if I did, I wouldn’t be the first murderer to get it.

Answer 4

No.                         

Answer 5

Yes kill the virus Covid 19 for NPP.

Answer 6

Only if it was for killing a wanabe dictator! Anyone in mind?

Answer 7

I thought THAT was for the HIPPIES.......😂😂😂😂

Answer 8

I'd prefer to be Lord Mayor of Dublin ... there's a longstanding tradition that Diageo provides an allocation of about 120 kegs of beer (mostly Guinness). Our last mayor ran out after 6 months, Diageo provided him with another 30 kegs, they ran out again within three months, and Dublin City Council had to step in to pay for another 71.

That's roughly 19,400 free pints ... 

Answer 9

Aye laddy..

I’ve KILT for less important things!🤣👍

Answer 10

Well,yeah,I could invent dynamite,again I spoze.