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? asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 month ago

Have you ever child-proofed your house? Did they still get in?


@ Pronk - You shall have to get a kid to show you!

@ Jess - You should have made it of tomatoes and mushrooms. They hate them

@ T o'D - that sounds like fun...

@ Rick - Away from the unsuspecting public

@ APb - The cat of nine tails?

@ Unfortunately, some parents think their kids can do anything they like.

Update 2:

@ Jack - You were quick on the uptake

@ Mrs H - It's good to see them follow in their parents' footsteps

@ Barky - Those children on a plastic bag are the worst

@ BK - And computer experts should be spotty

@ CT - They probably designed the gadgets

@ Polly - A snappy answer!

Update 3:

@ LB - I think he's being kept in.

12 Answers

  • Jess C
    Lv 7
    1 month ago
    Favourite answer

    No, I made my house out of gingerbread so they would get cavities, but it hasn't made them stay away like I had hoped.

    I should make a house made of jawbreakers 🤔

  • 1 month ago

    Sometimes there's MORE important THINGS to KEEP out!!!........ The PROOF is in the PUDDING!!!.......😂😂😂😂

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  • 1 month ago

    I thought about moving my family to a neighborhood once until I say a sign on the street corner reading "SLOW CHILDREN". I thought; there must be something in the water and moved elsewhere.

    Thanks RR

  • Mrs H
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    Yes and left the trunk open for good measure. Unfortunately they followed behind their mother 

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  • 1 month ago

    I saw the message Keep Away From Children on a plastic bag.

    This is very good advice.

  • 1 month ago

    Yes,but I need one occasionally,anyway to show me how to operate high tech burglar alarms.

  • 1 month ago

    They could, but I can't.


    Jess; just steer them towards the oven. But keep an eye on Gretel; she's devious.

  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    Yes..I also child proofed my door knobs,car doors,& every lid,RR..

    Now I can’t open anything!😩

  • 1 month ago

    Yeah... with their jam hands and tonka trucks mess in’ with my chi, their midget parade, cry baby wails, and poop up to my knee. Jeez sorry that was ******* horrible.

  • Rick
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    no no no, that's to KEEP them in !!!!

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