If I asked you for tree puns, would you be stumped?

Question

Update:

@ CT - Très intéressant

@ Pronk - I see you tore her off a strip

@ BK - Oak...

@ Anon - At least you weren't barking up the wrong tree!

@ gibbs - However, it might be worth branching out

@ JL - I wood expect nothing less

@ Gladys - SNAP!

Update 2:

@ Anon - but don't branch out

@ HB - I could be the lonesome pine.

@ F - there were a lot more than tree of them there

@ Mrs H - I'm sure you would never  come up with acorny one.

Update 3:

@ MJB - But I'm glad you logged in today

@ V - You would have us all in the palm of your hand!

@ Jack - maybe it needed sprucing up.

@ Anon - Elemen tree

Answer 1

Favourite answer

This may sound tearable,but when a lady called me a lumbering oaf; 

I really laid the wood to her.

Answer 2

Yes. I wood be.  

Answer 3

Tree puns aren't going to make you poplar, you knot head.

Answer 4

OAK , YEW ASHed for it. Hey that’s TREE FIR a start. I’m just having a LARCH, that’s PLANE to see.

I’ll LEAF it there and think of some SYCAMORE when  I’m a bit ELDER or should that be ALDER? Don’t PINE when I’ve gone.

I’m sure this will be the most poplar answer.

It’s ACER. CEDAR later!

Answer 5

Yes I would leaf and willow in my shame 

Answer 6

I will Larch forward and take the Elm and bark out orders to Maple.She's a good girl,is Maple,but a bit Willowy.

Answer 7

Looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

Answer 8

I'll go out on a limb and say I will leaf this one unanswered

Answer 9

I'll have the answer after a branch meeting on the matter.

Answer 10

I'd go out on a limb and think of something