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RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 1 month ago

Is a burial plot the last thing you need?


@ CT - Tpo a human cannonball?

@ JRS - Nice haircut...

@ Sean - Is that the hole truth?

@ BK - The act went wrong. He was meant to catch it in his teeth

@ Kathy - And we all hope it will be a very long time in the future

@ hung - you want it buried with you?

Update 2:

@ Weasel - Noit so easy with a burial at sea

@ Michael - Will SPAM do?

@ Pronk - Shhh! Keep a lid on it!

Update 3:

@ Patrick. But surely a graveyard is full of holes!

Update 4:

@ Anon - Hoipefully, all his clients are late

@ ? - And adheres the 6' social distance rule

Update 5:

@ Khan - Ok, OK, OK!

@ bobby - Beethoven is still decomposing

@ F - What about the left half?

@ LB - Get buried nice and early!

Update 6:

@ Vega - I love Spam sandwiches!

@ Mm - F*ck All?


18 Answers

  • 1 month ago
    Favourite answer

    Yes,and Lincoln said he needed to go to the theater like he needed a hole in his head.

  • 1 month ago

    Yes yes yes yes

  • 1 month ago

    Hell bound rotters would hope so!

  • F
    Lv 6
    1 month ago

    Dead right! ย  ย ย 

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  • 1 month ago

    Just never WAIT until the LAST minute!!!.......๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • 1 month ago

    Yes, I think you could say that,

    Hang on a sec, the plot thickens RR.ย 

  • 1 month ago


    And they may not allow me to be buried on Holy Ground....

    Not that I'm a bad fellow....


  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    Get me outta here,RR..

    My feet fell asleep.


    Now Iโ€™m 6 feet under,& the last thing Iย 

    need is for this iPhone to die!๐Ÿ˜ฉ

  • 1 month ago

    Absorootry hirarious !

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  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    ........a fireplace mantel

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