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If your doctor said "Mercury is in Uranus." - would he be into astrology or telling you his thermometer had broken?


Sorry about that. I don't usually do Uranus questions.

Update 2:

@ Polly - Did you want to break free?

@ Patrick - And you didn't find out your temperature either!

@ CT - I bet he was coining it in.

@ BK - He sounds very down to Earth

@ Pronk - But you were wring and now you have a glassy stare...

@ UB - The doctor should wear a full hazmat suit if you do that

@ Mr F - Was there a stoney silence?

@ Regwah - Maybe you will have to take a break!

Update 3:

@ Weasel - He couldn't planet any other way

@ Anon - A real giant

Update 4:

@ LB - I suppose there must be a taste test.

11 Answers

  • Regwah
    Lv 7
    1 month ago
    Favourite answer

    They're trying to excuse making that snap decision.

  • 1 month ago

    That's ONE of a bad SCENARIO......😂😂😂😂

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  • 1 month ago

    I guess he' s trying to read my future..........

    and predict what the bill will be, for such worthless advice. 

  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    Definitely astrology with a specialization in hot,  gaseous atmospheres. 

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  • polly
    Lv 7
    1 month ago


    I accidentally tripped over my CD collection & a queen album became lodged in my tuchus

  • 1 month ago

    The latter....


  • 1 month ago

    A magician once said that to me, then pulled out a dime.

  • 1 month ago

    Better Mercury than Jupiter in your 2nd house.,says Doctor Cosmic.

  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    I assumed astrology,RR..

    Which is why I intra’Venus’ly rammed my fist down his throat.

  • 1 month ago

    *Fred Flintstone voice*   Uranass! You know that, Barney?

    Now let's hurry up, before Mr Rockblatt notices we're missing.

    ANSWER: broken thermometer in urectum.

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