LIBERALS: If Global Warming Is Real, Why Is My Body Temperature 91.3 DEGREES..!?

Question

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Update:

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Answer 1

Because your thermometer's wrong.  And if it's not, get to a hospital now for hypothermia treatment.

Answer 2

Most likely because you are brain dead. Normal LIVING human body temperature is 98.6 F degree.

Unless you must be a reptile of some sort.

(Oh, and Fahrenheit was born in Poland.)

Answer 3

Its because you are too stupid to read a thermometer.

Answer 4

Only an idiot measures temperatures in Fahrenheit in the 21st century

Answer 5

Did you check with Rectal Thermometer?

Answer 6

Alevelonetrollsayswhat?

Answer 7

Because someone gave you a microchip implant that controls your temperature.

Answer 8

91.3 degrees Celsius? Wow global warming is much worse than I feared. It is supposed to be 37 degrees...