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Anonymous asked in PetsDogs · 2 months ago

How do I get my dogs registered as my emotional support animals?

I’m moving out with my two dogs in a few days. I’m moving to a new city four hours away and they help me cope with my anxiety. I would like to make them my ESAs so that I don’t have to pay the hefty pet deposit and $50 a month just to have them with me. I’ve never been to therapy, do I need to physically see a therapist to write a letter? Are the online ESA registrations legit or a scam? Thanks in advance for your time and help :)

Update:

Btw. Since someone made assumptions. My anxiety is not self diagnosed. Although it was clear that I had it before ever being diagnosed. The question here was how to make my dog an ESA, not whether I have anxiety or not.

Update 2:

I’d like to add that our leasing agent suggested to us that we get an ESA letter, and we thought it was a good idea. I hadn’t considered it before. Hence why I came here to ask how to do it. I have struggled with awful anxiety for as long as I can remember, and I got diagnosed with it in high school when I had to see a neurologist for problems that, as it turns out, we’re being caused by my anxiety. But thank you yahoo doctors for assuming that everyone is trying to scam the system.

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    3 weeks ago

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  • Ocimom
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    You need to be under a mental illness doctor's care for at least 6 months and yes you will need a written statement from the doctor saying you would benefit from ONE ESA dog.  You are only allowed ONE.  Not two.  You will have to pay a pet deposit and monthly fee in the apartment to have the 2nd dog or you will have to rehome it before you move.  

    Any ESA "registries" online are scams and worthless.

  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    Why don't you get an emotional support cry towel as well since you're a snowflake and a pussy.

  • 2 months ago

    1) No such thing as "registering" an ESA as they are just PETS.  There's no testing of behavior, training, etc.

    2) A landlord does NOT have to allow an ESA if they don't allow pets.  If they do allow you would NOT be exempt from any monthly pet fees or deposits since again, they are just PETS not service animals.

    3) You can't call two dogs ESA's.  

    Stop being a selfish a$$hole wanting to abuse the Americans with Disabilities Act.  Your only disability is being a dick.  If you're too poor to pay pet deposits then you're too poor to own pets.

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  • JJ
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    An Emotional Support Animal Letter is an official document that has the signature and approval of a licensed mental health professional (LMHP). ... An ESA can help with symptoms of a mental health disability. These animals can alleviate anxiety, depression, agoraphobia, or post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD).

  • 2 months ago

     You dont !

    Little troll; you see there is no bonafide registry for such dogs.

    Anyone who claims an E.s.d. therefore is either scamming housing laws or simply lying their heads off for their own selfish ends......

    Here in Europe such claims would be laughed at by the authorities......

    Methinks there be plenty of quack doctors throughout the United States though eh..... And as for anxiety......  ( More like hypochondria )...

    Try a couple or more  tours in Sandland and then try to tell me all about anxiety or even P.t.s.d. if you dare.........End of...

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    Source(s): Formerly Per Mare Per Terram that was there and did...... nowadays a Pro Shepherd with genuine working sheepdogs....( for my self imposed therapy......)
  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    1. You need to be medically reccomended by a licensed  mental health professional for an emotional support animal. A letter of approval is necessary.

    2. ESAnimals aren't going to protect you from paying any of the necessary pet fees.

    Your only options include paying the pet fees, finding another dog friendly rental with liwer fees, purchasing your own home, or rehoming/surrendering them. 

  • *****
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    You have to be considered disabled as defined by the ADA to qualify for an ESA, and not all landlords must allow an ESA (and NO landlord has to allow TWO). They must be essentially prescribed to mitigate your disability as part of a treatment plan by your treating mental health professional. Your untreated self-diagnosed "anxiety" isn't a disability. 

    Your landlord will require documentation from your treating provider that certifies your disability, and certifies that allowing an ESA as an accomodation for your disability is necessary for you to live in the housing. Your landlord can consider that information and respond, and can deny if allowing the animal would pose a significant hardship. Approval is not automatic or guaranteed, and "a few days" before you move is not the appropriate timeframe to be requesting this. Online "registrations" are a scam.

    People like you make things more difficult for legitimately disabled people to get the accomodations they need to function in their everyday life. Shame on you. Pay the fee to have your pets.

    While there were changes in the area of ESAs and air travel earlier this year or maybe late last year (which is covered by a different law), the fair housing act does still cover ESAs for rental housing, unfortunately. Major reform to the FHA and the ADA to prevent this type of blatant abuse in the area of both fake ESAs and fake Service Animals is sorely needed.

  • 2 months ago

    A landlord is NOT required to accept ESA dogs, period. You can register them with Jesus Christ. It won't make a difference. Before you tell me the web says you can. That info is OUTDATED ! The law was recently changed(at least in the US). And there is NO LEGITIMATE registry for ESA's.

  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    There is no such thing as an official ESA registration.   Sure, you can pay someone to "register" them, but the registration is meaningless in terms of the law.

    Your pets are not ESAs.  They are just pets.  You have not been diagnosed with a mental illness, nor were your pets prescribed by a mental health care provider for that illness.

    Not wanting to pay pet fees does not make your dogs ESAs.  

    What kind of mental illness would require multiple pets for treatment?  

    ALL companion pets help their owners emotionally.  That doesn't make them ESAs. 

    By the way, even if you actually had ESAs, not all landlords/types of housing are subject to the ESA provisions in the Fair Housing Act.

    Plan on paying the fees associated with having pets. 

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