Lv 6
RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 5 months ago

If someone robbed a blood bank, would they be caught red-handed?


@ MJT - Don't you just hate it at the sperm bank when you are in the queue behind someone who wants to deposit a whole month's worth at one go?

@ Weasel - Didn't he run away to join the circus?

@ ausblue - Bleeding right!

@ CT - They still might end up in the cells

@ Polly - Did he look like a clot?

@ Elizabeth - try to B Positive

@ BK - Was it all in vein?

@ LB - Afterwards, they may feel a bit dry

@ Brian - But he can't reflect upon it

9 Answers

  • 5 months ago
    Favourite answer

    Yes,but they had a sanguine personality,anyway.

  • MJT209
    Lv 5
    5 months ago

    If you rob a sperm bank as well, you might wriggle out of it...

  • 5 months ago

    Only the bloody Red Baron would know for sure. 


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  • 5 months ago

    and bloody well caught 

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  • ?
    Lv 6
    5 months ago

    If they only took erythrocytes, they might make a marrow escape.

    @MJT209; Did you ever read John Barth's "Night-Sea Journey"?.

  • polly
    Lv 7
    5 months ago


    The authorities recently caught a blood bank robber.

    The media & press outlets gave him the nickname the hemogoblin

  • ?
    Lv 7
    5 months ago

    Oh, negative ... I think.

  • 5 months ago

    They may GET a HERNIA on SOME jobs!.......😂😂😂😂

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  • Anonymous
    5 months ago

    Must have be a vampire who was caught in the Dead o Night.

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