RR
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RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles 10 months ago

Which celebrity should we invite to the Jokes & Riddles Christmas party as an after-dinner speaker?

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  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    10 months ago
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    Toe be,or not toe be,RR..

    Our own Carol,colud lead us in Caroling;

    But if anyone parks in my space,they鈥檒l be TOE鈥橠..

    (I鈥檒l call a professional hooker.馃)

  • 9 months ago

    Why---the one and only聽 Little Big Man, of course!聽

    He could regale with harrowing tales of P&S聽 wars and strife..........and with any luck,聽 he'll bring Sharon Stone as his date.聽

  • Gregg
    Lv 6
    9 months ago

    .聽 Trump.聽 He's the biggest joke of all seasons.

  • 10 months ago

    Gristle McFizzle,the Cannibal Mime.

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  • 10 months ago

    Padraig, ar nd贸igh....

  • L么n
    Lv 7
    10 months ago

    Bernard Manning (the late, great)... but....

    Anyone non-PC so he could tell jokes like:-

    Lizah was at a quiz show and was asked " Who piloted the first aeroplane?

    Lizah answered: " Mah Rastus."

    The questionmaster said : "Sorry, that's wrong, the answer is 'Alcock and Brown."

    Lizah replied: "That's what ah said...MAH RASTUS!"

  • 10 months ago

    Well, he may not be a celebrity but he is a truly funny guy, are very own Laughing Boy he would bring tears to your eyes with laughing.

  • 10 months ago

    Tommy Cooper. 聽 聽.

  • Jess C
    Lv 7
    10 months ago

    Chris Hemsworth, please.

  • 10 months ago

    Only one if he were alive today...... The great RODNEY DANGERFIELD......馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀

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