The principle makes me use a port a potty instead of the boys bathroom an that is NOT fair!?
At school I am not aloud to go in the boys bathroom an take a crap cause the principle said I stink up the whole school! So he rented a port a potty an sat it out by the football field! It takes like ten hundred minutes to walk all the way their every time I have to take a dump! I don't get marked late for class an sometimes I can play with my worm a little tiny bit but it sucks during the winter cause it's COLD in their! This has been so unfair, last time I took a crap inside the school they evacuated the whole area around the band room an choir room an theater cause they thought their was a sewer leak! Total crap! My manure doesn't stink that bad! I also get automatic detention if I fart in class so I try to spread my cheeks an make them come out like airy an silent so nobody knows it was me that ricked it an I can bretend I am all mad that someone farted in class! No one else has to use a port a potty or gets detention for tooting! On Monday Melissa Metcalf sneezed an tore a fart off clear back past the corner of her anushole an she ran out of the room ballin an everybody just laughed an I got MAD an asked Mr. Rogers why SHE didn't get detention an he told me to sit down an shut my punk mouth! Her gas stunk so bad I could of puked an mine smells like a country meadow on a summer morn! I am so tired of being treated like this, every one makes fun of me an never had a gf! Ugh.