When I was 5 I made a prank.I told my stupid cousin the lie that I worked in a brothel.I was a virgin and I still am.She recorded me?

and then went to the police with this.Now at 26 they say I worked in a brothel.I never did.I was making a prank.I never had sex.After all who would believe a 5 year old worked in a brothel?Which I didnt.

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  • 8 months ago
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    Well, there ya go. It's never to late to find out that stupidity has consequences....

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  • xyzzy
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    8 months ago

    No on would believe a 5 year old about anything nor does anyone believe your little story.

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  • Anonymous
    8 months ago

    You were five years old and you knew the terms brothel and virgin?  This story is a zero on the believability scale.

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  • Anonymous
    8 months ago

    Stupid is as stupid does.  I have a 5 year old.  She doesn't know what a brothel is.

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