I accidentally got a cucumber stuck in my *** what to i need to do to get it out (doctors are out of the question)?
- River EuphratesLv 79 months ago
I'm going to pretend like this isn't a troll for a moment (emergency rooms get these kinds of the things all the time - people stick some weird stuff inside themselves).
If it is all the way inside, then it is going to be difficult to get ahold of - but you might be able to squat and give it a good push to get it started, and have a fork or something to stick into it to pull it the rest of the way out.
If it won't come out at all, then you are pretty much stuck sucking it up and going to a doctor/emergency room and telling them what happened. Don't bother with stupid excuses like 'I was making dinner naked, slipped on the kitchen floor, and landed on the cucumber'. Just be up front, and they will get it out for you. They've pretty much heard/seen it all.
In the future, stick to things that are made to be put in your a**. They will typically have wider bases, and are made of safe materials.
- 9 months ago
Insert straw blow airto release vacuum....cut groove for air..
- PatriciaLv 79 months ago
Well, if you want it to rot in there, and get a terrible infection, then leave it there. (nice try too.. this isn't true)
- kristyLv 79 months ago
Just let it rot and decompose naturally
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- 9 months ago
LOTS and LOTS of WD-40
- Anonymous9 months ago
This is more of a San Francisco kind of question