Brian
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Brian asked in Entertainment & MusicHoroscopes · 8 months ago

Based on your personal experiences, which is better at predicting current day events: Fortune cookies, horoscopes, or Biblical prophecies?

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  • Snoopy
    Lv 6
    8 months ago
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    Is a fortune cookie an actual cookie?

  • 8 months ago

    My magic 8 ball and Campbell's alphabet soup

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  • Anonymous
    8 months ago

    hey moron you smell so bad like all idiots like you, unlike you I wash everyday did you understand moron that copied the insults like lan?

    • Brian
      Lv 7
      8 months agoReport

      It would help if you finally learn to use toilet paper when you wipe.

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  • 8 months ago

    Me think the great spirits never wrong.

    • Brian
      Lv 7
      8 months agoReport

      Yeah, I get that from all the Bible Thumpers too. The problem is that they can never prove that they're right.

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  • 8 months ago

    Magic eight ball seems to work.

    • Brian
      Lv 7
      8 months agoReport

      Dang it, that throws off all my calculations!

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  • 8 months ago

    biblical prophecies are better

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