How to become a unicorn?

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  • 6 months ago
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    Plastic surgery.

    • -_-6 months agoReport

      Sure if he's Brazilian.

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  • Robin
    Lv 7
    6 months ago

    get high in bam your a trollicorn lol

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  • 6 months ago

    It's easier than you might expect.

    If you pop to the local zoo and carefully lever a horn of an ibex or a nice gazelle it'll literally cost not much to have it rivetted to your forehead.

    Make sure you've plenty of aspirin as it might twinge a bit for a while.

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  • KennyB
    Lv 7
    6 months ago

    Simply, not possible

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  • 6 months ago

    There are several rituals that allow one to transform into a Unicorn. The most dangerous is to reincarnate as a horse and believe in the Afterlife while still a horse. As you can imagine, this is a very difficult task to accomplish, which accounts for the rarity of unicorns.

    There are other methods. Steadfast prayer combined with learning as much as possible about horses, mythology and horns. Watching My Little Pony daily is also highly recommended, if you go this route.

    I heard that Dracula's old castle once contained a book on this subject matter but when Scholomancy began to be hunted down by the Dominican Friars in 1722 this book, titled _How to Transform Into Magical Creatures_ was hidden away and not seen again, although there are rumours some copies survive.

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  • j153e
    Lv 7
    6 months ago

    Follow the will of God, which is always good.

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