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RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 6 months ago

Do farmers tell corny jokes?

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  • 6 months ago
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    I knew ONE that was a STALKER.............😂😂😂😂

    • RR
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      6 months agoReport

      Designer stubble?

  • 6 months ago

    For a Wheat farmer, that would be the last straw; but, his wife can sure spin a yarn when she needs too.

    • RR
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      6 months agoReport

      Hay! You are right!

  • 6 months ago

    All the time. Then they'll say lettuce pray!

    • RR
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      6 months agoReport

      Look out for that iceberg!

  • 6 months ago

    The farmer asks his three sons. what do you want to be when you grow up.

    one son says a doctor. the other son says a solicitor, the third son says. a farmer.

    the farmer then kicks him in the balls and says there is two acres to start with.

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  • 6 months ago

    Yes, all the hay of time.

  • martin
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    6 months ago

    Yes they say their cows never put their foot in their mouth ,Ithink its mad

    • martin
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      6 months agoReport

      You deserve a pat on the head for that

  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    6 months ago

    Farmer comedians wont get cott’on stage late at night,RR..

    Their audiences keep bailing on them;

    Cuz they be like,”It’s PASTURE bedtime!”

    • RR
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      6 months agoReport

      If they see a pretty girl, they want to a tractor.

  • 6 months ago

    Yes,they wouldn't dare to go against the grain.

    • Big Kahuna
      Lv 7
      6 months agoReport

      Yes,and,sadly,sometimes they get a John Deere letter.Their tractor is leaving them.

  • 6 months ago

    No, They are outstanding in their fields.

  • BJJ
    Lv 7
    6 months ago

    Old McDonald did

    E.I.E.I.O

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