Do farmers tell corny jokes?

Answer 1

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I knew ONE that was a STALKER.............😂😂😂😂

• RR

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  Designer stubble?
  

Answer 2

For a Wheat farmer, that would be the last straw; but, his wife can sure spin a yarn when she needs too.

• RR

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  Hay! You are right!
  

Answer 3

All the time. Then they'll say lettuce pray!

• RR

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  Look out for that iceberg!
  

Answer 4

The farmer asks his three sons. what do you want to be when you grow up.

one son says a doctor. the other son says a solicitor, the third son says. a farmer.

the farmer then kicks him in the balls and says there is two acres to start with.

• Ottoman

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  Yes. in a big way.
  

Answer 5

Yes, all the hay of time.

• RR

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  Well stacked.
  

Answer 6

Yes they say their cows never put their foot in their mouth ,Ithink its mad

• martin

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  You deserve a pat on the head for that
  

Answer 7

Farmer comedians wont get cott’on stage late at night,RR..

Their audiences keep bailing on them;

Cuz they be like,”It’s PASTURE bedtime!”

• RR

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  If they see a pretty girl, they want to a tractor.
  

Answer 8

Yes,they wouldn't dare to go against the grain.

• Big Kahuna

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  Yes,and,sadly,sometimes they get a John Deere letter.Their tractor is leaving them.
  

Answer 9

No, They are outstanding in their fields.

• The Golden Poodle of Utrecht

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  In the field of agriculture.
  

Answer 10

Old McDonald did

E.I.E.I.O

• RR

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  Eeeee, by gum!