Do farmers tell corny jokes?

Answer 1

I knew ONE that was a STALKER.............😂😂😂😂

Answer 2

For a Wheat farmer, that would be the last straw; but, his wife can sure spin a yarn when she needs too.

Answer 3

All the time. Then they'll say lettuce pray!

Answer 4

The farmer asks his three sons. what do you want to be when you grow up.
one son says a doctor. the other son says a solicitor, the third son says. a farmer.
the farmer then kicks him in the balls and says there is two acres to start with.

Answer 5

Yes, all the hay of time.

Answer 6

Yes they say their cows never put their foot in their mouth ,Ithink its mad

Answer 7

Farmer comedians wont get cott’on stage late at night,RR..

Their audiences keep bailing on them;
Cuz they be like,”It’s PASTURE bedtime!”

Answer 8

Yes,they wouldn't dare to go against the grain.

Answer 9

No, They are outstanding in their fields.

Answer 10

Old McDonald did
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