My face is the same color as my aging penis. Will this help me get girls?

Update: And yes, I realize I already have my daughter, the Russian tweens I sodomized, and of course Daddy Vladdy (that shirtless horse-riding hotty) AND Rudy Guilianna, whose neck I love to smell publicly, making sales girls sick. (Notice the Russian wife is NOT on this list?). But seriously, I am your president, lord and... show more And yes, I realize I already have my daughter, the Russian tweens I sodomized, and of course Daddy Vladdy (that shirtless horse-riding hotty) AND Rudy Guilianna, whose neck I love to smell publicly, making sales girls sick. (Notice the Russian wife is NOT on this list?). But seriously, I am your president, lord and master of the world, for life..and I need girls!!
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