Why is Jamie Carragher in the news?
Well...he's given half a million pounds for Mancunian homeless, perchance?
Of course not...but I grin at how this is being reported in certain sections of the press; I think Mr Carragher walked into that; 'Daddy' growling '2-1, 2-1, unlucky Jamie lad, 2-1 lad' - and him biting the bait so much, Mummy rubs it in with '...In all the years I've watched football, isn't it all about banter?' Well - if your name was John Barnes, the - er...'Three Degrees' of WBA and other footballers of a certain origin who still tend to catch it even today. It would appear the only mature person here was, in fact, the girl, who ended up telling redneck 'Daddy' '...Will you stop it now?'
Something else which has me scratch my head - 'Daddy's' so-called banter was happening whilst he was behind the wheel (where was his destination? London?). What if he ended up in the back of a van, with them both -
Daddy' and daughter ending up in a coma - I wonder what the Daily Mirror's headline would be next day?