How are you prepared to face zombie outbreak?

You might not have to worry about real zombies yet but what if fake zombies?

vampires?

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  • 7 years ago
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    I've survived many zombie outbreaks. In the 80's, it was Return Of The Living Dead and Michael Jackson's Thriller video. And wannabe zombies were everywhere. In the 90's it stayed pretty low-key, but zombie hordes would pop up here and there.

    There were a few minor outbreaks from 2000 to 2005, but nothing too terrible. And now, now it's like friggin' zombies are everywhere. Shuffling around aimlessly, always looking for braaaaaaaiiiins, watching Teen Mom and Honey Booboo, it's just nuts. We might never see another zombie outbreak like this one. At least we can hope.

    I don't worry about zombies because I have a pet Godzilla. Big G, standing 320 feet tall and enraged by his nuclear reactor brain, can vaporize three hordes of zombies just by sneezing.

  • 7 years ago

    I am soooo ready. I'll use the people i hate as a human shield, then when they die I'll rob them, and then when I got the equipment, ****'s going down.

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