Wow, but trust me on this . You should get a small bunny or rabbit. Rabbits are cuddly and they can adapt to you but not that soon. You have to understand them which is the most important thing about keeping a rabbit because they are sensative and they need attention. Its less stress and they can act funny sometimes. The only work you have to do is clean their cage, litterbox, and give them a bath every week. They like to run and chew (some of them) but they can adaot to disciline not to much discipline (they can panic or get scared or paranoid if you mistreat them).
I have rabbits, i had six of them because two of what i had mated and gave birth. A dutch rabbit is my official rabbit that i won my self right, i have frineds that own rabbits but mine is the best because he is discipline and learns how to adapt to us ,plus he listens. So i suggest you to get a dutch brown rabbit because they dont chew much they actually are known for jumping at high hieghts. This is a video of a dutch rabbit. a dutch rabbit always has a thick looking stripe in the middles of its head. Do you live in Maryland, you can get one from me. Let me know for questions.