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Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 9 years ago

What would motivate you to spend 2 hrs attending a revival meeting conducted by a TV evangelical preacher?

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  • 9 years ago
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    If I felt the presence of God there I would stay as long as the preacher did. It is so hard to describe the warm feeling of joy that God can surround us with. I feel God's presence all the time but at a revival it can be almost overwhelming and I just would not leave.>

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  • 9 years ago

    I have always wanted to attend one of those. Just for curiosity. If there is some really dramatic "healing" that would be fun! I think its all complete hooey, but the entertainment potential could be huge.

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  • 9 years ago

    Masochism?

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  • Demi
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    A good hiding place, a Våpensmia NM149 and a clear view of the stage.

    Don't get the wrong idea though. I'd just delight in taking out his microphone and various other targets on the stage. I would only ever shoot at people in self defense.

    Source(s): A little pants crapping terror never hurt anyone - much
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  • 9 years ago

    The promise of a southern buffet.

    I'm a sucker for fried grease and sugary cakes,pies and brownies.

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Well maybe if I could disguise myself as one of the ushers responsible for passing the collection plate.

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Absolutely nothing!

    Ron

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  • 9 years ago

    There was this blond woman, I went to three meetings with her, never mind there were compensations

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  • 9 years ago

    Masturbating furiously over a dead body while listening to cannibal corpse, that's how i prepare for any day.

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  • /\
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    Overripe tomatoes

    and rotten eggs..

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