Human Race--Joke star if you like?

A little girl asked her father: 'How did the human Race appear?'

The father answered, 'God made Adam and Eve;

They had children; and so was all mankind made.'

Two days later the girl asked her mother the same Question.

The mother answered, 'Many years ago There were monkeys from which the human race Evolved.'

The confused girl returned to her father and said, 'Dad, how is it possible that you told me the human Race was created by God, and Mom said they developed From monkeys?'

The father answered, 'Well, Dear, it is very simple.

"I told you about my side of the family, and your mother Told you about hers."

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Best answer

    Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh my God! That was hysterical! Thank you!!!.

  • 1 decade ago

    that is freaking hilarious, i let my sister read this and she laughed not the mad scientist's laugh, just normal laugh, well, i have to admit I also did laugh.....

    a 5 year old boy asked her mother, "why do you have some white hair mom?" his mom thought for a moment and said "every time you do something bad a strand of my hair become white." the boy give her mom a curious look and finally asked "what about grandma's hair?".

    I know this is an old joke but it still made me laugh,

    Source(s): ~~mY iDioTic bRaiN~~
  • 1 decade ago

    IT would be funny if I hear it for first time, but i already got this message on my mobile.

  • 1 decade ago

    have another one like that

    a husband & wife were going by car thru the country side & they come upon some donkeys blocking their way. the husband teases his wife ..see some of ur family come to say hi!.

    the wife replies YA ,IN - LAWS

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  • 1 decade ago

    i smiled a lil

    how about this,

    "whats the difference between a black man and a park bench?"

    A: The park bench can support a family.

    "what do black ppl and apples have in common?"

    A: They both hang form trees.

  • 1 decade ago

    Very Funny ^_^

  • 1 decade ago

    Good joke.

  • 1 decade ago

    Dats so funny. LMAO.......... I still have my mouth open from disbelief... LOL

  • 1 decade ago

    @@@@@@@@@@@@@

    omg it is assume i just love it .

    ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    i m still laughing

    i share this joke with my friends for sure

    u make my day.

    brillent .

    hat's off to u. & a star also

    *****************************

    Source(s): joke queen
  • 1 decade ago

    hahaha

  • kezia
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    old one but gave me a chuckle.

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