Atheists are possessed by Satan!?

Really, there isn't anything this universal scapegoat isn't involved in, is there?

Dude doesn't agree with me = Satan possessed him.

Drop my coffee = Satan did it.

Burn a piece of toast = Satan did it.

I can't believe I've lived my whole life thinking that 'crap happens' and that's that. That tough class I'm taking? I'm just going to tell the teacher that Satan has a hold of him and that's why he doesn't agree with the answers that I made up in the name of Jesus.

i.e. People are not 'possessed by Satan' just because you don't like them. What a lazy and arrogant thing to think.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    its seems that you are an enemy of god... i have to keep an eye on your questions and answers

  • 1 decade ago

    Precisely. I agree completely. Bad things happen because the world is not all good. People are rude because it's their free will, their choice. But to call someone 'possessed by Satan' just because of your dislike in them is disgusting and exaggeration in the most negative of ways. God Bless <3

  • 1 decade ago

    I suspect that Satan made you post this question. Who else would want to defend him but someone who is totally under his evil and despicable control? You'll probably burn in hell just for asking this question.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Christians get pissy when people try to prove their religion is ****. So basically they then say those people are trying to deliver them into temptation and are sent by the devil. They make it seem like everyone wants to tempt them and make them sin because they are possessd. Really it's mostly to have an excuse for them to sin. They then say oh! I'm so ashamed I let the devil tempt me and I fell for his trick, right into sin. Seriously, Christianity is ****.

    Source(s): Went to church every Sunday since I was 0-16 years old. Family is all very strong Christians. I am totally atheist. And they say I have the devil in me.. . Yeeeahh, here's proof, I'm NOT a devil just a person, jeez.
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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Atheists aren't demon possessed (if that's what you're asking).

    When the world chose sin over God, Satan became its ruler. But Heaven, Hell, and all those who love Jesus belong to God alone XD. God bless you.

    Peace out.

  • god and satan are in actuality testing people together like a cosmic

    science experiment.

  • 1 decade ago

    Lazy and arrogant loves to hang out with violent and hateful.

  • 1 decade ago

    I hear ya. Oh crud, Satan made me use slang for 'you'! lol

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    possessed by Satan? we ARE Satan. Luckily thanks to evilution we have evolved retractable horns so we can hide them from you and trick you. muhahahahahahaha!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    At least I'm not possessed by stupidity.

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