Anyone Know of Some Real Good "Yo Mama" Jokes?

I just wanna know what "Yo Mama" jokes ya'll know of. I know ummm... some, but I kinda have forgotten some... "Yo Mama so old she went to kindergarten with Abraham Lincoln!" "Yo Mama so fat that everytime she blinks da whole World shakes!" Them are the ones I know. And,... show more I just wanna know what "Yo Mama" jokes ya'll know of.

I know ummm... some, but I kinda have forgotten some...

"Yo Mama so old she went to kindergarten with Abraham Lincoln!"
"Yo Mama so fat that everytime she blinks da whole World shakes!"

Them are the ones I know. And, yes, I know. Sometimes "Yo Mama" jokes are mean.
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