the last time your mama saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared.
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.
Yo momma so hairy Big foot is taking her picture..
Yo mama's so fat that when she walks across the living room, the radio skips
I got on the train last night - they had a new sign up reading - "Maximum Occupancy: 200 Patrons OR Yo Mama"
Yo mama so ugly:she put the Boogie man outta business.
Yo mama so ugly:her shadow gave up.
Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
I hope this helped!
my friends and some jokes that i have heard at school- i also used the internet too to help with a couple of them