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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

Anyone Know of Some Real Good "Yo Mama" Jokes?

I just wanna know what "Yo Mama" jokes ya'll know of.

I know ummm... some, but I kinda have forgotten some...

"Yo Mama so old she went to kindergarten with Abraham Lincoln!"

"Yo Mama so fat that everytime she blinks da whole World shakes!"

Them are the ones I know. And, yes, I know. Sometimes "Yo Mama" jokes are mean.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    the last time your mama saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale

    Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

    Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

    Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

    Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

    Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

    Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.

    Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared.

    Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

    Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

    Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

    Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

    Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

    Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

    Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

    Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

    Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.

    Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

    Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

    Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

    Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

    Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

    Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

    Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

    Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

    Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.

    Yo momma so hairy Big foot is taking her picture..

    Yo mama's so fat that when she walks across the living room, the radio skips

    I got on the train last night - they had a new sign up reading - "Maximum Occupancy: 200 Patrons OR Yo Mama"

    Yo mama so ugly:she put the Boogie man outta business.

    Yo mama so ugly:her shadow gave up.

    Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.

    I hope this helped!

    Source(s): my friends and some jokes that i have heard at school- i also used the internet too to help with a couple of them Enjoy!
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    OH i have some good ones:

    -Yo mamas teeth are so yello..i cant believe its not butter! LOL

    -Yo mamas so fat..when the doctor asked for you weight. He said "we asked for your weight, not your phone number."

    -Yo mamas eye glasses are so thick..when she looks at a map she can see people waving.

    -Yo mama's so stupid..she threw a rock at the ground and missed

    -Yo mamas so ugly..her birth certificate is an apology letter from a condom factory

    -Yo mama so bald... you can see whats on her mind

    -Yo mama's s so fat..people run around her for exercise

    -Yo mama so tall... she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

    Hmm..those are all the ones I can think of right now..

    i probabaly know more..but my memory sux..so..ya..

    anyways..hope i helped!

    oh and btw..i just found a site for you.

    um..it has some yo mama jokes..here:

    http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html

    :D

  • 1 decade ago

    Yo mama so old her social security number is 1

  • 1 decade ago

    yo mama's like a hockey player she changes her pads only every 2 periods.... go head and take ten points of Yahoo but it was funny

    rofl nice second one too rockoooo

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  • 1 decade ago

    i didnt kno they were mean? O.o

    here are some: yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!

    yo mamma so stupid she sit on the TV and watch the couch!

    yo mamma so stupid she triped over the corld less phone!

    yo mamma so ugly she came in second place in a beauty pagent....the pig won!

    yo mamma so fat i ran around her twice and got lost!

    yo mamma so old jesus is in her year book!

    yo mamma so poor when ever someone rings her door bell, she sticks her head ouy the door and says ding dong!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Nice one Etheral...

    Yo mamma is so fat when she steps on the scale it says "one at a time please"

    Yo mamma is so fat the last time she saw her phone number, it was on the bathroom scale.

  • 1 decade ago

    YO MOMMA SO PO, the last time she had a hot meal is when she walked past a rich man eating and he farted.

    Source(s): magicgee (o_O)
  • 1 decade ago

    Your mama is soo fat when she dives into the ocean the whales start singing "we are family, Although you are bigger than me"

    Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

    Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

    Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

    Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read

    Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

    Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

    Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

    Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

    Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

    Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

    Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

    Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

    Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

    Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

    Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

    Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

    Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

    Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

    Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

    Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

    Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

    Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

    Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

    Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

    Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

    Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

    Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

    Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

    Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

    Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

    Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

    Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

    Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

    Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

    Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

    Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

    Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

    Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

    Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

    Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

    Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.

    Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.

  • 1 decade ago

    my cousin told me to put this one ..

    'yo mamas so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie!'

    i dont really like it its okayy ,

    but he does .

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    haha

    Yo mommas so dumb, she threw a rock at the ground and missed!

    Yo mommas so stupid that when i said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl and ran outside!

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