Can anyone share some prayers with me?

I'm a Pastafarian, but the thing is that I have no clue how I should pray to His Noodliness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Can any fellow Pastafarians share their prayers with me?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Yarr Most High Noodliness,

    who art in the Sky,

    blessed be thy name.

    Thy Pirate Ship come,

    thy Will be done,

    on earth, as It is in the Sky.

    Lead us not to Kansas,

    But to somewhere more interesting.

    RAmen

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    Our Pasta, who "Arghh" in the colander, Swallowed be thy sauce. Thy serving come, Thy strands be wrung, On forks as they are on spoons. Give us this day our garlic bread, And forgive us our starchiness, As we swashbuckle, splice the main-brace and cuss, And lead us not into Kraft parmessan, But deliver us from Chef Boy-Ar-Dee, For thine are Meatballs, and the beer, and the strippers, for ever and ever. RAmen.

  • 1 decade ago

    Let us pray

    Oh Great Chef Boy R Thee

    How great thou sauces are

    Within the great microwave in the sky

    Rotate every minute til done

    Oh how we love thee

    Our Great Chef Boy R Thee

  • 1 decade ago

    Is this an actual religion or is it just some dumb joke started on yahoo answers?

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