Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 1 decade ago

What is favorite "Yo mama" joke?

I meant "What is YOUR favorite you mama joke?"

Update:

Update 2:

POLL: Chicken or crayons?

Update 3:

Yo mama is so ugly that I used her face to make gorilla imprints in dough for cookies. :D

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  • 1 decade ago
    Best answer

    Yo momma so fat, when she went swimming in the ocean, everyone thought they had found a new continent.

    CRAYONS!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Yo mama uses salt water to keep her crabs fresh

    =)

    crayons

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Yo mama so dumb she starved in a food factory

    Yo mama so ghetto I told her to put on some gospel and she turned on madea- I made that one up

  • bill
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Yo mama is so big, she has her own zip code!

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  • Rach
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    I told your mum to act her age and she died.

    If said at the right time, its soo funny :)

    Crayons!

  • Yo mamma so fat that when she looked out the window someone called her for mooning

    crayons love to color

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    yo momma so short that she tried to commit suicide by jumping off the kerb....!

    (:

    ** crayons**

  • yo momma so dumb when the doorbell rang, she

    answered the microwave. ......

    ::: chicken

    :)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    yo momma is SO fat....

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    THAT when she jumped for joy....SHE GOT STUCK!

    and CHICKEN!!

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