PREACHER joke {2nd funniest preacher joke ever?

This kid turns 16 and gets his drivers license. He asks his preacher father if he could use the family car and the father says, "Well, son, I just have 3 things preventing me from letting you use the car. First, your grades could stand to be at least 1 grade higher. Next - I would like you to read the bible a little more. And last - you need to get a haircut."

So 6 months goes by and the kid asks to use the car again. The preacher says, "Well, I have to admit I'm very proud of you getting your grades up. Also, I see you have been reading the bible a lot lately. But I see you still need a haircut."

The kid says, "You know, I really have been reading a lot of the bible and it says that Moses had long hair. And Abraham had long hair. And even Jesus had long hair."

The father says, "And if you read a little deeper, you'll see they walked everywhere they went."

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12 Answers

  • 1 decade ago
    Favourite answer

    2nd funniest preacher joke ever ! You get a star just for that comment. lol

  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Funny! 100!

  • 1 decade ago


    All that waiting for nothing.

    Such a pitty.

    I would to have that happen to me.

  • 1 decade ago

    That was a good one!

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  • 1 decade ago

    That one is very funny.

  • 1 decade ago

    omg...omg...thats the best laugh i had all day....(still wiping tears from laughing so hard!) 4 u...good one

  • 1 decade ago

    dats funny

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol cute, have a star

  • 1 decade ago


    thats great ;)

  • 1 decade ago

    DANG thats y i dont read bible.......JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!

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