2 BOYS & A PREACHER.....{funniest preacher joke}EVER?

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew all about it. If any mischief occurred in their town, the two boys were probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children,... show more Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew all
about it. If any mischief occurred in their town, the two boys were probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would
speak with her boys.


The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.


So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.


The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God
is, son?"


The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.

So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?"

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face
and
Update: said "WHERES GOD" the kid was so frightened he ran home and told his brother "we lost god and everyone thinks we did it"
Update 2: we lost him
srry bout the paste thing
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