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Anonymous asked in Family & RelationshipsMarriage & Divorce · 1 decade ago

Ha ha Ladies, why did you think I couldn't install my ceiling fan without getting zapped?

I OWNED that ceiling fan!

Update:

Of course I turned off the light switch ...duh!

Thats all you need right?

Update 2:

Breaker?

Whats that again....some kind of woman love device?

Update 3:

HOLY CRAP! I COULD HAVE DIED?

:( Why didn't anyone tell me?

Holy smokes wemen!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    thats not funny you could of died!

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  • Rosa
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    lol love it!!! ♥ A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

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  • AJ
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    did you turn off the electricity to that part of the house... thats what i had to do

    Circuit breaker not the light switch... you have to cut the power, in that area

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Now sit down here and make yourself comfortable. I'll cook you filet mignon and we'll toast this festive occasion! You are the bestest in the whole wide world.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Turned off the light switch? lllllll :) milk and cookies sound gooooouud

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  • 1 decade ago

    Now see, you shouldn't have gone and done that...once women think you are handy around the house, your honey do list will get longer by the day!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Bravo, Claudio! Good to know you're so handy. I might need to engage your service for a few projects myself.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    If you really need instructions, then you really need a wife, or a wife that doest hate you.

    Source(s): My mans common sense about deadly details
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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    welll....... good for you..... I'm so proud..

    now sit down and have a glass of milk and a cookie.... to celebrate.

    tomorrow you can install the hot tub.

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  • Tamiri
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Um.... turn the breaker off? Duh! LOL

    Woman love device.... um... no! Gives me an idea though!

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