funniest blonde joke EVER...PART 2?

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over a cordless phone.

*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

*she studied for a blood test.

*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

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  • 1 decade ago
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    aahhaaha, these are really good

    Have yet ANOTHER star!

    hehe

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  • 1 decade ago

    first part was more amusing

    although ive heard a variation on the airport left where they were on their way to disneyland

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  • 1 decade ago

    Hahha

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    these are as old as the first ****

    i heard these when i was like in 3rd grade

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    these are Yo Mamma Jokes!!!

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  • j.b
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    1 decade ago

    i liked the first one but this one was funny too...*

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  • 1 decade ago

    Not bad.

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  • 1 decade ago

    HHA FUNNY HAVE A STAR

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  • 1 decade ago

    first one was better, these are still good, though

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  • 1 decade ago

    I love that. Both sets were amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!

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