A Redneck In London....funny ?
1)You only shoplift from the pound shops
2)When in the supermarket,you take the meat out of the packages and stick it in your pockets,to avoid the alarm buzzing ,by the exit
3)When ,rarely you actually shop for clothes,you wait for Primark to have the sale on,and still remove buttons from garments,to get a better discount,at the till
4)Your 13 kids have exactly a year difference between them,so you pass down each others clothes,the 1 year old is wearing a T'shirt with windows 95 logo on it
5)You think the borough of Tower Hamlets is so exotic
6)You pick Milton Keynes for your annual family holiday,plenty of roundabouts to set up the caravans
7)You stydy maths,English and art,from the call girls cards in the phone boxes
8)There is a whole sofa bed in your rubbish bin
9)You have mastered removing a wheel from the caravan,in 1 minute,so you can park everywhere,as ''broken down''
10)There is a sofa bed on top of your caravan
12)You have been on job seekers allowance for so long,they know you by first name in all unemployment offices nationwide
13)There is a sofa in your front yard,next to that 1973 ford escort
14)When you having a family do at the pub ,the riot police needs to attend
15)There are more dogs than people in your camp
16)You think many sofas in line make up a great fence
17)Your kids pick stuff out of everyones rubbish bins on the street and are seen taking it home
18)There are always people looking for you,the police,the social services,etc,while you hiding in your back garden,and one of your wives is standing at the door saying..''I have not seen him for ages...''
19)When you die,you leave everyone in the family,as inheritance.....what else but ...a sofa bed