The preachers nuts?

A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation. As he sits on the couch he notices a large bowl of peanuts on the coffee table. "Mind if I have a few" he asks. "No, not at all" the woman replied. They chat for an hour and as the preacher stands to leave, he realises that instead... show more A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation.
As he sits on the couch he notices a large bowl of peanuts
on the coffee table. "Mind if I have a few" he asks.
"No, not at all" the woman replied.
They chat for an hour and as the preacher stands to leave,
he realises that instead of eating just a few peanuts,
he emptied most of the bowl.
"I'm terribly sorry for eating all your peanuts,
I really just meant to eat a few."
"Oh that's all right" the woman says.
"Ever since I lost my teeth all I can do
is suck the chocolate off them."
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