baby planes?

A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son turned from the window to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The mother said, "Well, maybe that's something you could ask the stewardess."

So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"

The boy admitted that this was the case. "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. You can ask your mother to explain it to you."

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Hahahahahhahahahaaa, absolutely brilliant hun. spat my coffee on the pc there, i'm gonna be cleaning that up for ten mins now pmsl, hahahahahhahahaha.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Cheers for Southwest Airlines....why don't they just use condoms and stay a bit longer to enjoy the delayed reaction?

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  • 1 decade ago

    LMSUIAO Someonoe should've told the milkman

    Source(s): Puggy Power
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  • 1 decade ago

    Excellent!!!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Copying 'smila' only I got the Kbd, mouse and cat!

    Good one!

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  • Deedee
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    omg too funny lmfao. Thx for the laugh. star

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  • 1 decade ago

    haha,good one,lol

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  • 1 decade ago

    haahahahaaa nice one hun!! pmsl

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    yo

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  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha ha funny

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