No Girlfriend could ever replace my mother?

I could have one but am concerned about whether I would receive the same attention? Probably not.
Update: hahaha u are all very sick minded!

Yes, a bit of sex on the side with different partners would be most desireable.
Update 2: I have actually learnt how to cook and clean but one day would prefer a foreign girl to do it for me- then I can go out drinking and travelling.
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