prove it....?

A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening; she was knitting and he was reading the latest issue of Farmer's Weekly. He looked up from the page and said to her,

"Did you know that humans are the only species in which the female achieves orgasm?"

She looked at him wistfully, smiled, and replied,

"Oh yes? Prove it."

He frowned for a moment, then said, "Okay."

He then got up and walked out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her face.

About a half an hour later, he returned all tired and sweaty and proclaimed,

"Well I'm sure the cow and sheep didn't, but the way that pig was squealing, I couldn't be sure."

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    Ummm..... Made me laugh haha star for u

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  • 1 decade ago

    Ha-ha.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    FUnny

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ha ha great i am gonna send thid to my bf as i call him a sheep s*****r lol great star 4 u

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Good joke, and good advise. never do it with a pig, they make far too much noise.

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  • 1 decade ago

    LMAO... That was hilarious... And here's a star for you! Keep them coming!

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  • 1 decade ago

    wow ummmm? that was certinaly different. proves men arnt the smartes.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahahaha thats really funny even though i dont get it at all lol

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  • 1 decade ago

    Ooh, not exactly what I expected!

    But it made me laugh anyhow!

    Here have a star! *

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Why not? Anything to get your load off.

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