Joke: Christian or Atheist Kittens?

One day, a preacher was walking along the street and he comes across a boy with a box filled with newly born kittens.

"Boy, what kind of kittens do you have there?" The preacher asked the young boy.

"My dad says they're christian kittens, sir" the boy replied. So the preacher, nods, smiles and walks along. Two weeks later he comes across the same boy and asks "How are those christian kittens doing?" The boy smiles at him, looks up and says "Oh, dad says they're not christian kittens anymore"

The preacher, shocked by this exclaims "What... why not?!?" The boy continues to smile and looks at him, "Well, dad says now that they're eyes are open they're atheists."

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    *sobs*

    Im a christian kitty!! and my eyes are open!!

    *cries*

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  • 1 decade ago

    Hahaha yay!! What awsome cute kitties! They're sooo smart!! That's a cool joke!

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  • 1 decade ago

    Hahaha! Hilarious.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Wow, I thought that the joke was going to end with something about them getting baptized... in a gunny sack, in the river....

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Nice joke... sends the message without cursing any Christians :)

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  • 1 decade ago

    LOL Smart little kittens

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I love kittens...

    That's a cute joke.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Yeah, yeah, I heard it. One of those fill-in-the-blank jokes where you can use any two denominations you want.

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    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Ya!

    That made me smile!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I see the light

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  • 1 decade ago

    Either way, they were made by God, and are very amazing creatures!

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