Joke: Christian or Atheist Kittens?

One day, a preacher was walking along the street and he comes across a boy with a box filled with newly born kittens. "Boy, what kind of kittens do you have there?" The preacher asked the young boy. "My dad says they're christian kittens, sir" the boy replied. So the preacher, nods,... show more One day, a preacher was walking along the street and he comes across a boy with a box filled with newly born kittens.
"Boy, what kind of kittens do you have there?" The preacher asked the young boy.
"My dad says they're christian kittens, sir" the boy replied. So the preacher, nods, smiles and walks along. Two weeks later he comes across the same boy and asks "How are those christian kittens doing?" The boy smiles at him, looks up and says "Oh, dad says they're not christian kittens anymore"

The preacher, shocked by this exclaims "What... why not?!?" The boy continues to smile and looks at him, "Well, dad says now that they're eyes are open they're atheists."
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