funny or not?

there is a little boy in a kindergarden class who has to go pee.

his teacher says he can as long as he says his abc's.

so he does. a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.

the teachers noticing he forgot the p asks him, "where is the p?''

the boy replies,"running down my leg."

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a blonde, brunette, and a red head are getting ready to be executed by being shot.

it is the brunettes turn to be excuted first but before she can be she yells "flood" so everyone looks and she gets away.

it is the red heads turn to be excuted but before she can be she yells "tornado" so everyone looks and she gets away.

it is the blondes turn to be excuted but before she can be she yells "fire."

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you are so ugly... well just look at you mom.

your mom is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    hahahahaha,the first one is soooooooo funy lol

  • Lovely
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    I've heard the first one a million times. But the second one was hilarious and i have to admit I didnt get it the first time I read it.

  • 1 decade ago

    The first one is old! the last 2 are good lol

  • i've heard the first 2 before but the last was pretty good.

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  • 1 decade ago

    the glass wall one is alright, but did you seriously just tell the peeing joke!

    I heard that one in 5th grade!( no, I really did)

    and that was 13 years ago.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    last 2 were funny but the first not dat good sorry but thanks for the giggle

  • 1 decade ago

    I think all three were very funny.

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