funny or not?

what is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

everyone can roast beef.

Update:

just wondering. i heard it at a mans beauty pagent last night. i think its okay. the audience was cracking up though.

Update 2:

and no it was not an elementary pagent. it was a high school pagent. thank u very much.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Yeah duh....wat is wrong wit ppl's humor??? I watched Scary Movie III wit a friend a few months ago, and she didnt get ANY of the funny parts!!! Seriously though....she's just wack.

    Wat bout u guys???

  • 1 decade ago

    It's a schoolyard joke.

    This one is better read than said.

    was the pageant in an elementary school?

    Source(s): I think jokes can either be read or said.
  • 1 decade ago

    Im sorry.But dat aint even half way funny!!! It doesnt really make since either!Hope U find better jokes!!!!!Good luck!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    thats funny

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    MOTHER!

    "yes child?"

    IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!

    "why do you say so?"

    BECAUSE THERE AREN'T ANY FUNNY PEOPLE ANY MORE!

    "Oh dear!!!!!"

    YES WE MUST GO INTO HIDDING¡!

  • 1 decade ago

    It's kinda funny.

  • 1 decade ago

    not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not

  • 1 decade ago

    Sorry but that wasn't funny...:-)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    haha

  • 1 decade ago

    uhhhh

    lol

    no!

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