Dang I'm smart. Who wants to touch me? . . . Okay, honestly? I have a doctorate but I'm not a doctor. I'm a chemist (not the UK type of chemist, either... I'm someone who does chemistry). I'm just an amateur enthusiast of the human body. So while I will always do my darndest to answer any health questions correctly, it's still best best to take any medical advice that some schmuck gives you on the internet as "potentially accurate". Even when that schmuck is me. For serious issues, it's best to get a medical opinion from someone who has actually gone to medical school. I hang out in the "Women's health" section, mainly.