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  • America first?

    Donald Trump paid more taxes to China than he did to the USA, according to his tax returns.

    How does this sit with his America First stance?  Why isn't he leading by example? 

    13 AnswersCurrent Events1 week ago
  • Has anyone seen Trump's spine? ?

    The manbaby walks out of a press conference, yet again. Time for the US to do the right thing and cut this cretin lose :) 

    https://news.sky.com/video/donald-trump-loses-pati...

    4 AnswersCurrent Events3 months ago
  • Men- which direction do you pee- left, right, or straight down the middle?

    I have a tendency to go right, sometimes almost at 90 degrees to where I point!! Going to the loo can be a bit of a lottery at times, I never know if I'm going to soak a strangers feet :) 

    3 AnswersPolls & Surveys3 months ago
  • Tom Hanks has stated he has 'no respect' for people that won't wear masks.?

    Given that he's an A-list Film Star, rather than a Z-list failed TV personality, will the good people of America finally start to see sense and cover their faces in public and maybe get the spread of Covid 19 under control? 

    5 AnswersPolls & Surveys4 months ago
  • 60's or 70's cartoon series?

    I'm looking for the name of an American cartoon series from the 60's or 70's- it was about a man who had a little alien or martian living with him. The alien flew around in a little spaceship. Can't remember much more than that, sorry.

    4 AnswersComedy1 decade ago
  • Another Code R- stuck at a door!?

    Hi

    I've been playing Another Code R and I've found most of the door puzzles fairly easy, but I'm stuck on one in the JC Valley building.

    The code to copy is T18 1/2

    I'm stuck on the 8 part of the code- does anyone know what button to press? Also, Ashley makes reference to the first symbol- an arrow pointing up with a house symbol on it. What does this mean?

    I've been trying to get this one for a day now!! It's probably really simple but it's driving me mad. Thanks.

    1 AnswerVideo & Online Games1 decade ago
  • Ikea kitchen plumbing?

    I need to change the u-bend on a sink that was bought from Ikea. I need to know if the size of the plumbing is unique to Ikea, or can I use a fitting from Homebase?

    3 AnswersMaintenance & Repairs1 decade ago
  • Small scale gardening problem?

    I've started to grow some peas and carrots, but as my garden is small I'm growing them in pots.

    We have a small terrier who loves to bury things in the garden, and the pots are just the right height for her to get her nose in and root around.

    Does anyone have any good tips on stopping this happening? Any thing I can put on the soil to deter her?

    4 AnswersGarden & Landscape1 decade ago
  • Friday night out.....?

    Hello folks

    First of all, have a really good weekend, hope you enjoy it.

    But, how many of you will spend at least part of the evening tonight multi-colour yawning on the big white phone?? Is it a regular part of your Friday night ritual??

    4 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago
  • Faron Young...............?

    Sorry, that should be who- not how!! D'oh!

    2 AnswersOther - Music1 decade ago
  • Ultimate boyfriend experience?

    Hi ladies

    During these times of economic uncertainties, I have decided to set up my own business, offering the ultimate boyfriend experience. I'd like to run this by you, if I may?

    The evening would start with me picking you up, about 45 minutes later than agreed. I will bring you some flowers I've bought from a petrol station, or some half price chocolates. Once inside your house I will try to get into your underwear- I think this is what would be expected. After you have told me off, I will sulk all the way to the restaurant.

    Once there, I will complain that I wanted to go to Nandos- or any cheap restaurant chain- and decide on the most expensive thing on the menu- you, of course, will be paying. I will flirt outrageously with the waitress and get annoyed that you don't find this attractive. We will order a bottle of wine which I will drink the majority of. I will obviously burp throughout the meal. When you order a sweet, I will make a comment about your weight.

    We will then take a taxi to a pub/nightclub- on the way I will accuse you of flirting with the taxi driver and cause a scene. I will do the same with the bouncer/barman/ any male that looks at you in the pub/club. I will drink copious amounts of beer and vodka redbulls, refuse to dance and keep putting my hands on your bum. You will get annoyed with this, and I will shout at you and show you up in front of all your friends.

    After the club we will go to a kebab shop, where I will try to pick a fight with all the men in there, as you are obviously flirting with them all. I will choose the kebab that smells and looks the most disgusting, and pour the whole bottle of chilli sauce over it so I can look really hard. We will then take a taxi back to your place, where I will raid your fridge for more alcohol, eat the chocolates that I bought you, and watch sport on the tv. I will beg you for sex, and settle for a hand job. I will then call you a frigid cow.

    Staying the night will cost more. I think £250.00 for the whole night will be about right.

    I expect demand to be high for this service, so please book early to avoid disappointment.

    9 AnswersSingles & Dating1 decade ago
  • Help! Team name needed- Ten Pin Bowling?

    I need some inspiration for a team name, we are having a works competition and I need a really good name for our Ten Pin Bowling team.

    4 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago
  • NFL Superbowl Game interrupted by p0rn?

    Hi

    Did anyone see this? What film was it from?

    17 AnswersFootball (American)1 decade ago
  • Good martial art discipline and school?

    Hi

    After some advise- I used to practice Wu Shu Kwan, but haven't done so for a good few years. I'd like to take up a martial art again, but I'm more interested in getting fit than getting belts.

    Can anyone give me some first hand information about a good all-round style? I'm not keen on judo or aikido. Also, can anyone recommend a good dojo/school in Coventry.

    Many thanks :))

    7 AnswersMartial Arts1 decade ago
  • Someone got served ice-cream with poo?

    What I want to know is:

    A)is it worse to be served it, or

    B) to know what poo tastes like and complain about it?

    10 AnswersOther - Dining Out1 decade ago
  • Who'd have thought it! Did you know this?

    Did you know that the name for the third braking light, the one on the rear window, is CHIMSIL? It stands for central high mounted stop light.

    What do you know that you could share with people on here?

    5 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago
  • You know you've won the argument when?

    You know that you've won the argument when the other person says "Well, according to Wikipedia........"

    Can you think of any more sure fire methods to know you've won?

    11 AnswersOther - Society & Culture1 decade ago
  • What a brilliant idea!! Any one have any more?

    Have a look at this!

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7681914....

    I like the quote from the Christian Voice representative saying "People don't like being preached at. Sometimes it does them good, but they still don't like it." Pot, kettle and black comes to mind!!!

    6 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade ago
  • British Punk Rock- RIP?

    In light of the recent TV advert featuring Johnny Rotten, I am inviting you all to sing along with an updated version of the Sex Pistols second most famous song:

    To the tune of Anarchy In The UK

    Intro: da da da da, dadada da da da da

    I was an Anarchist

    Now I like real butter on me toast

    I know what I want and I know where to get it

    The chiller cabinet at me local shop

    Cos I wanna be

    Having buttered crumpets for me tea

    So many ways to get what I want

    A muffin or scone, with some homemade jam

    Sit in the parlour with a nice cup of tea

    As long as the butter is made in the UK

    Cos I wanna be

    In bed by three (in the afternoon)

    Big guitar solo, then refrain

    No flora

    No flora

    No flora for me

    Or marge, it's cr8p..........

    10 AnswersRock and Pop1 decade ago
  • If all the worlds a stage........?

    and all men and women merely players, who keeps making all the flipping adverts?

    11 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago