• LITTLE HARRY ON GETTING OLDER?

    Little Harry was sitting on a park bench, munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th bar, a man on the bench across from him said, 'Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.' Little Harry replied, 'My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.' The... show more
    Little Harry was sitting on a park bench, munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th bar, a man on the bench across from him said, 'Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.' Little Harry replied, 'My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.' The man asked, 'Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time'? Little Harry answered, 'No, he just minded his own ******' business.
    8 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 10 years ago
  • Do you want change? Think about this..?

    > This is really interesting and something to think about!!!!!! > > *************************************** > > Not long ago I read a joke ... It said all the politicians running > for president are promising change to the American people. We send > them billions and billions of tax dollars and they send us the change. > > Funny? > >... show more
    > This is really interesting and something to think about!!!!!! > > *************************************** > > Not long ago I read a joke ... It said all the politicians running > for president are promising change to the American people. We send > them billions and billions of tax dollars and they send us the change. > > Funny? > > Not really; there is too much truth in it to be funny. > > That got me to thinking ... They all promise change. How about if > they run on a promise of restoration rather than change. A > restoration that would take us back in time to a place where things > ran better, smoother and life was more enjoyable. Change? That, in > truth, is what they have been giving us all along. > > We us ed to have a strong dollar .. Politicians changed that. > > Life used to be sacred . .. Politicians changed that > > Marriage used to be sacred ... Politicians are changing that > > We used to be respected around the world ... Politicians changed that. > > We used to have a strong manufacturing economy ... Politicians > changed that. > > We used to have lower tax structures ... Politicians changed that. > > We used to enjoy more freedoms ... Politicians changed that. > > We used to be a large exporter of American made goods ... Politicians > changed that. > > We used to teach patriotism in schools ... Politicians changed that. > > We used to educate children in schools ... Politicians changed that. > > We used to enjoy freedom of speech ... Politicians changed that. > > We used to enforce LEGAL citizenship ... Politicians changed that. > > We used to have affordable food & gas prices .. Politicians changed > that, too. ... and one could go on and on with this list. > > What hasn't been changed, politicians are promising to change that as > well if you will elect them. > > When, oh when, is America going to sit back with open eyes and look at > what we once were and where we have come and say, enough is enough? > > The trouble is, America 's youthful voters today don't know of the > great America that existed forty and fifty years ago. They see the > world as if it has always existed, as it is now. > > When will we wake up? Tomorrow may be too late. When will America > realize .. Politicians are what is wrong with America !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > > PASS THIS ONE AROUND FOR A CHANGE
    5 answers · Government · 1 decade ago
  • Matchmaking website??? how do you feel about it?

    Join a matchmaking website? or as it ever crossed your mind when u see the commericals How do u feel bout the concept
    Join a matchmaking website? or as it ever crossed your mind when u see the commericals How do u feel bout the concept
    9 answers · Singles & Dating · 1 decade ago
  • Thank you for not smokiing?

    Well the question is simple..who just loves smokin the tree?? Who needs it as medine lol( for example to calm you down if your mad, upset, sad, **** like that)? Who doesnt need it but just likes doin it?
    Well the question is simple..who just loves smokin the tree?? Who needs it as medine lol( for example to calm you down if your mad, upset, sad, **** like that)? Who doesnt need it but just likes doin it?
    6 answers · Etiquette · 1 decade ago
  • What do you think about this story...title "Man Shot for wearing Obama shirt"?

    man told today how he was shot three times in a London street for wearing a Barack Obama T-shirt. Dube Egwuatu was buying a mobile telephone top-up card in an off-licence when the gunman confronted him and glared at the top, which carries an image of the Democrat US presidential candidate underneath the legend 'Believe'. The man then launched... show more
    man told today how he was shot three times in a London street for wearing a Barack Obama T-shirt. Dube Egwuatu was buying a mobile telephone top-up card in an off-licence when the gunman confronted him and glared at the top, which carries an image of the Democrat US presidential candidate underneath the legend 'Believe'. The man then launched into a tirade of racist slurs, shouting 'I f***ing hate n*****s' and urging 36-year-old Mr Egwuatu to leave the shop with him. The man then left the shop but when Mr Egwuatu re-emerged, the attacker was waiting for him in broad daylight with a threatening-looking dog and holding a gun behind his back. Realising what had sparked the increasingly violent assault, the terrified Mr Egwuatu zipped up his jacket to cover the image of Mr Obama and walked to his car. But the shaven-headed man, who was white, followed Mr Egwuatu and after pulling open the passenger door pointed the gun at him. After pleading with the man to leave him alone, the married former street warden put the keys in the ignition and turned the engine on. The attacker then fired the gas-powered ball-bearing pistol three times, hitting the civil servant in the face, hand and shoulder. Fearing for his life and bleeding heavily, Mr Egwuatu raced away in his car and found somewhere safe to call for help. He was taken to hospital and later sent to have a piece of metal removed from his jaw. Mr Egwuatu, a data analyst with Croydon Council, said: 'The venom in his voice was frightening. 'He was telling me that he was going to kill me. 'I couldn't believe it was happening - and just because I was wearing an Obama T-shirt. He was trying to make me walk somewhere quieter, saying: 'I've got something for you,' and 'I'm going to kill you.' He added: 'Obama inspires me, his educational track record alone is quite unbelievable - that is why I was wearing the T-shirt. 'I did not think for one minute it could stir up such powerful feelings of hatred and I never said a word to him.' Mr Egwuatu's wife, Angela, 35, said neither of them had experienced anything like it during their childhood in Nigeria. Mrs Egwuatu, an immigration officer, said: 'At first my feelings were pure horror and now it is pure anger. 'If he had been carrying a real gun I would have been a widow. It is just ridiculous. 'I don't know how a person's mentality works. Why would a T-shirt get you to the point where you want to shoot someone.' To the untrained eye, ball-bearing guns like the one used in the attack look every bit like a real firearm. The potentially lethal weapons are often converted by criminals to fire real bullets, and can be bought easily in high-street shops and on websites. The Met said it was investigating the incident, which took place in South Norwood, and that police searched a nearby house which the attacker was seen going into. No one has been arrested.
    5 answers · Current Events · 1 decade ago
  • Pittbull with worms? How do you know it has them and what do you do?

    My sister gave him some medicine, I know we should take him to the vet but besides that.
    My sister gave him some medicine, I know we should take him to the vet but besides that.
    6 answers · Dogs · 1 decade ago
  • Who would you like to win the election Obama or Mccain?

    who is your vote for? and why?
    who is your vote for? and why?
    11 answers · Elections · 1 decade ago
  • Do you have to go to court to get emancipated?

    Im 17 and I am trying to get my own place. I have finished high school, I have 2 months left of school for medical assisting left, I have a great job at the hospital and I babysit, so I have plenty of money, but I can't do ANYTHING because I'm not 18. So I am thinking about gettin emancipated if it is not a long complicated process. If it... show more
    Im 17 and I am trying to get my own place. I have finished high school, I have 2 months left of school for medical assisting left, I have a great job at the hospital and I babysit, so I have plenty of money, but I can't do ANYTHING because I'm not 18. So I am thinking about gettin emancipated if it is not a long complicated process. If it is, I guess I will just wait until February when I turn 18. But that is 8 months away
    2 answers · Law & Ethics · 1 decade ago
  • I have to get a root canal wed..any advice??

    how's the pain..is it really bad?
    how's the pain..is it really bad?
    15 answers · Dental · 1 decade ago