It's in my bathroom. I don't know how to kill it and it's late. I don't have any spray and I'm afraid to kill it without knowing if it's deadly. I live in Kansas around 36 miles from Winfield, if that helps. What kind of spider is this? There's around 2 stripes if I remember correctly. I'm not sure. They're horizontal stripes. I've already tried to kill it. It gets into this hole in the bathroom wall when I try. Yes, but of course. I'm the one doing "adolescent theatrics" whilst commenting rudely on someone asking for help is very adult like and mature. I applaud you kind sir or madam for showing me the error in my ways. Thanks gp4rts, I appreciate the answer. It's bigger than a quarter, I'm pretty sure. Not furry at all. Alright, Bill. Enjoy the points. Maybe a nicer point gaming answer next time? Enjoy your game, I suppose. Very nice picture you have there. Are you a photographer too? Alright, Bill. Enjoy the points. Maybe a nicer point gaming answer next time? Enjoy your game, I suppose. Very nice picture you have there. Are you a photographer too? Alright, you're entertaining at least, Bill. Much more so than the spider. You better get to the bottom of this. I think it involves terrorism, to be honest. No, Bill. I'm sorry. I'm a terrorist. Please continue point gaming on other answers and stop trying to dilute my fantasy of being the next Bin Laden. Thank you for the laugh though, you're rather off putting at first but you seem rather likable now. I'm going to incorporate "adolescent theatrics" into my daily speech. I'll never forget you, Bill. Your spider photography will be my icon on every instant messenger I use. Coercing website searches isn't as nearly as fun as coercing your replies. Thank you, Bill. Yes, I believe we do understand each other, Bill. Do as you need to do too. I wish you, your photography, point gaming, and whatever other endeavors you may have well. Do you place hidden water mark thingys on all your photographs, Bill? I could say the same about you, Bill. Thank you. You've enlightened me. That thing is still dying, or I'll move it outside if I can get it to stay still. I'd prefer the last method. Er, your answer is gone, but I was even thinking about making it the best answer. Well, really, Bill. You aren't all that bad. Sorry if I came off crabby. It was nice meeting you.