Does anyone know were i can get jokes about the colts?

Question

I am a bears fan and I work with a bunch of colts fans. We are going at it with the jokes, and i need some help here.

Answer 1

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Here's a great joke: The Colts will win..

Answer 2

Keep them to yourself. The Colts fans that you work with are right.

Answer 3

hey i got a good one

rex grossman

Answer 4

Ive got a couple
1) Bears will win
2) Peyton will choke
3) Grossman throws a TD

Answer 5

What do you get when you combine 11 colts defenders and Rex Grossman?........... . A Colts Championship.

Answer 6

What does C.O.L.T.S stand for ??

C.ount
O.n
L.osing
T.he
S.uperbowl

Answer 7

Q: What do you call an Indianapolis Colt with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: What's the difference between the Indianapolis Colts and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four good quarters out of a dollar bill

Q: How many Indianapolis Colts does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.

Answer 8

GO BEARS!

A Packer fan, a Colts fan and a Bear fan were all in Saudi Arabia,
sharing a smuggled crate of booze. All of a sudden the Saudi police
rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe
offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being
caught consuming the booze, they were sentenced to death!



However, with the help of very good lawyers, they were able to
successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment. By a
stroke of luck, it was a Saudi National holiday the day their trial
finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheik decided they could be
released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were
preparing for their punishment, the Sheik suddenly said, "It's my first
wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one
wish before your whipping ."



The Packer fan was first in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought
about this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back."



This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went
through. The Packer fan had to be carried away bleeding and crying with
pain when the punishment was done.



The Colts fan was next up (he almost finished an entire fifth by
himself), and after watching the scene, said "All Right! Please fix two
pillows on my back. But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes
before the whip went through again, sending the Colts fan out crying
like a little girl.



The Bear fan was the last one up (he had finished off the crate), but
before he could say anything, the Sheik turned to him and said, "You
support the greatest team in the world, your team has some of the best
and most loyal football fans in the world. For this, you may have two
wishes!"



"Thanks, your most Royal highness," the Bear fan replies. "In
recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20,
but 100 lashes."



"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also
very brave," the Sheik says with an admiring look on his face. "If 100
lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is
it to be?" the Sheik asks.



" Tie the Colts fan to my back."

GO BEARS!!!!!


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If you got Facebook, join the group 1,000,000 BEARS FANS. There's plenty of jokes on there.

Answer 9

What do the Colts have in common with Marijuna?
They both get smoked in a Bowl.

Answer 10

Here's one:

Have you ever seen a horse screw a bear?

No?

Wait one more week

Answer 11

Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a Chicago Park when a crazed Rottweiler suddenly attacks one of
the boys. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend.
A reporter is standing by, sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Cub Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.

"But I'm not a Cubs fan," the little boy replies.

"Sorry, but since we're in Chicago , I just assumed you were," says the reporter and starts writing again.
"Young Sox Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he writes in his notebook.

"But I'm not a Sox fan either," the little boy replies.

"Sorry, but since we're in Chicago , I just assumed you were," says the reporter and starts writing again.
"Young Bears Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he writes in his notebook.

"I'm not a Bears fan either," says the boy.

"Oh ... I assumed everyone in Chicago was either for the Cubs, Sox or Bears. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.

"I'm a Colts Fan," the boy replies.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes: "Little 'Brat' From Indiana Kills Beloved Family Pet".

GO BEARS!

Answer 12

Here check out this joke. And I am from Indiana but still a Bears fan.

A teacher is teaching her 1st grade class. She tells the class " I am a Colts fan." She then asks the class to raise their hands if they are Colts fans also. The 1st graders not really knowing what a Colts fan was but wanting to be liked by their teacher all raise their hands. All except 1 girl in the front row. The teacher asks" Sally I noticed you did not raise your hand are you not a Colts fan?" Sally says "no." The teacher then asks " If your not a Colts fan then what are you?" Sally proudly says " I am a Bears fan." The teacher is puzzled. She then says " Sally what makes you a Bears fan?" Sally says well my mommy and daddy are Bears fans. So I am a Bears fan also." The teacher then asks " Well what if your mommy was a moron and your daddy was an idiot, then what would you be?" Sally thinks for a minute then begins to smile. Then says " Well that would make me a Colt's fan."


GO BEARS AND GO BRAD MAYNARD

Answer 13

i wouldnt be spreading any jokes cuz ur about 2 get made fun of when the colts win

Answer 14

What does Bears stand for?

BEATEN EASILY AT ROBBIE STADIUM!!!


GO COLTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 15

i got this one from one of my co-workers in Indianapolis and just changed the words around to make it anti-colts.

we are having fun sending this kind of stuff back and forth.

Subject: Special Alert!!!

INDIANAPOLIS (AP) -- The Colts football practice was delayed nearly two
hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery
substance on the practice field. The Head coach immediately suspended
practice while police and federal investigators were called to investigate.


After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white
substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice resumed after
special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance
again...

GO Bears !!!!

Answer 16

I've never seen a bear crush a colt 45. but next week will crush 75 thier entire team.

all bout them BEARS!!!